I'd Rather Bend Than Break [System]

New Gourmet Story: There's No Money in Baby's Pocket. Please add it to your collection~ Yu Wen Chong: My roommate, Tang Yizhuo! The undisputed campus heartthrob! Handsome, suave, and dashing, with pretty girls throwing themselves at him one after another. They all love him to death! Tang Yizhuo: I don't! I don't! Yu Wen Chong: Nine out of ten campus beauties chase after him! The last one has a dick hanging between her legs! A walking aphrodisiac, a human stud! Tang Yizhuo: I don't have one! I don't! Yu Wen Chong: Who the hell is Wei Xiaobao? My brother's got women falling all over him. He can sleep with seven or eight girls whenever he wants! Tang Yizhuo: I don't! I don't! I'm not! I'm not! Aaaah! Please, just let me explain! Lu Miao: ...The coward I've secretly loved for years suddenly turned into everyone's heartthrob. What do I do? It's urgent, waiting for answers online! A story of pursuing and counter-pursuing, using tricks and turning them back on each other! Romance first, scheming second. As always, a sweet little System story. If it's not sweet, I'll eat durian! Please add it to your collection if you like it ^3^ Pairing: a funny, celestial-looking bottom x the top who's been secretly in love with him for years and saves him [ahem]. My friend Junzi Bai's Today, I Still Want to Be Friends with the Male God is about to wrap up. It's plump, soft, and delicious, so come on in and take a bite. =W= Comrade Dong Tian Hao Leng's Record of Cultivation in Another World is growing strong. Interested readers can go poke the lazy author. Theme: