[Harry Potter] Open Fire on the Enemy

This is a heroine who lets looks decide everything. This is a story where beauty is justice. This is a... Harry Potter world thrown into chaos by a hardcore beauty addict. Temisia: It wasn't until I led a bunch of people into Nurmengard that I realized we'd been sold a dud. Where was the gorgeous blonde with the perfect backside I was promised? Who is this chubby little doughball? This definitely isn't the beautiful former Dark Lord I've been longing for! Temisia, storming off in a huff: You stupid Death Eaters think you can fool me? The new Dark Lord is a dark, scheming, yandere beauty? As if I've never seen that green egg! I'm so mad, but I still have to smile. I might as well kill you all. :-D Temisia, behind bars: Sob, sob, Dementors are so ugly. Sob, sob, all my cellmates are so ugly. This is heartbreaking. Ah... wait, who's that handsome guy sitting in the corner?! Oh my god! Isn't that Sirius Black, the unattainable beauty I couldn't get over when I was in school? Azkaban has its springtime too! Many years later, Sirius took Temisia by the hand and explained to her like she was a child: "This one's in the Order of the Phoenix, so you can't hit him. That one's a Death Eater, so beat him to a pulp." Temisia: I need my man's kisses to have the strength to beat people up. :-D