[Western Crossover] New York Exorcism Agency

Bookmarking note: Updates are irregular. Blurb 1: New York has the Avengers, a school for mutants, and the Sanctum Sanctorum. But few people know that a seemingly peaceful residential neighborhood in Brooklyn also hides an exorcism agency. The New York Exorcism Agency has a straightforward name and doesn't take walk-ins. To hire them, you have to call the number on their business card. The agency has no staff, just two owners. And even if you call, there's a chance the owners will be in a bad mood and won't feel like going out on a job. Luckily, the owners were in a good mood the day the Avengers called. Blurb 2: "What is this?" "An Infinity Stone?" "Vibranium?" "Adamantium?" "A Philosopher's Stone?" "Which kind of magic are you talking about?" Methys, passing by, glanced at the object everyone had gathered around. He calmly stepped back a few paces, then slowly revealed the answer once he was far enough away: "It's demon snot." ~Read the content warnings to stay safe~ √ Lots of feel-good indulgence, and the heroine has a powerful natural cheat ability. √ Plot-driven, with the point of view frequently jumping around. √ This story contains a tiny amount of BL since the heroine has two dads, but there won't be any extended BL scenes or displays of affection from the dads. They're a super-obscure couple I inexplicably love but can't write a whole story about, so they'll just make cameo appearances. √ The male lead hasn't been decided yet, and there might not be one. √ Kang the Conqueror's characterization is basically based on the one in the Benedict Cumberbatch movies. √ There are plenty of original headcanons, so some out-of-character moments are inevitable. The timeline is going off the rails. Let's part on good terms; there's no need to let me know. √ Please don't make any of the criticisms listed in the content warnings. Everything else is open for discussion. √ Updates are irregular.