A Uchiha Who Just Wants to Get By

According to the old geezer, I am my mother's own child. But I've always been convinced I was adopted, because... "Uchiha Izuna! Put down that red bean cake!" And then I got hit. Again, Izuna stole my tricolor dumplings. I was just about to go over and have a "nice little chat" with him when Uchiha Madara came straight over and slapped me flying... Of course, I'm different from the other Uchiha in some ways. For instance, I was born with white hair and red eyes (not the Sharingan, just ordinary red eyes), and I look a lot like Senju Butsuma... So the red-eyed bunnies often beat me up... But I have better "Senju affinity" than the Uchiha, so... Senju Hashirama: "Tobirama! You're so charming today!" And then Uchiha Madara chased me with a sword all day...