818: My Bestie in the Group Chat Only Sends Stickers

Name: 818: My Bestie in the Group Chat Only Sends Stickers
Author: Miss Mousse

818辣群只会发表情包的基友

by Miss Mousse (慕斯姑娘)

Status: Completed
Length: 4k Words
Genre: No CP
Era: Modern Era
Updated: 9y ago
Source: JJWXC

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Synopsis

A few things to know before reading [Pay attention, class]: 1. This story is based on real people. As for who they are, I'm not telling you. Hehehe. 2. This story won't be published as a paid novel. Updates will drop at random. It's a no-CP story about buddies. 3. It's like a collection of short pieces, with one or more prompts per chapter. Each can be read on its own, and some may just be chat conversations. [That ill-fitting blue outfit]: Have you noticed the group owner has disappeared again? [The group's Tyrannosaurus top, Xiao Lanhua]: No. Next! [A disobedient piece of cake]: No. Next! [Fate is written in the stars]: No. Next! [I have the Imperial Jade Seal (group owner)]: No. Next! [The group chat suddenly fell silent. Three seconds later...] [A disobedient piece of cake]: We've caught the group owner! Braised or steamed? [That ill-fitting blue outfit]: Let's barbecue her. [Fate is written in the stars]: Sure. Charcoal-grilled, barbecued, or deep-fried. [A disobedient piece of cake]: Add some cumin, sprinkle on some Sichuan peppercorns, and a little black pepper, too. [That ill-fitting blue outfit]: Don't forget the chili powder! [Fate is written in the stars]: How can you treat her like this? I think... [The group's Tyrannosaurus top, Xiao Lanhua]: That's not enough. My crab tools have been itching to come out for ages! [I have the Imperial Jade Seal (group owner)]: Slams the table and jumps up.jpg [I have the Imperial Jade Seal (group owner)]: Are you plotting a rebellion?! This is mutiny!!! [A disobedient piece of cake]: Were the crab tools any good yesterday? [I have the Imperial Jade Seal (group owner)]: Sinister look.jpg [That ill-fitting blue outfit]: Does anyone else think the group owner tasted a little strange yesterday? [Fate is written in the stars]: How about... some more wine? Realgar wine, perhaps? Group members: I have the Imperial Jade Seal (group owner) The group's Tyrannosaurus top, Xiao Lanhua A disobedient piece of cake That ill-fitting blue outfit Fate is written in the stars Theme: