“I heard the guy next door filled your water bottle for you this morning.”
“Uh... So?”
“Your ex just challenged me. The prize for winning is you.”
“Uh... What’s that got to do with me?”
“I heard you like taking off your clothes and showering on the dorm balcony.”
“What?” My roommates do it too.
“I happened to be passing by and saw you.” “!”
“You’ve developed nicely. Your husband is very satisfied.”
“...” Satisfied? My ass.
“But from now on, don’t do that kind of thing on the balcony. Do it with me instead.”
This novel is also known as “Care to Explain?”
