The author is terrible at writing blurbs. Hides face.
Twin scenario one:
"Dad, tell us the story of The Chosen One today!"
"Sure. Long, long ago, there was a boy who survived. He blabla... In the end, he forced himself on a prince, and they had two adorable little ones together. But he was afraid someone would take the babies away, so he secretly ran off... Oh, look, you're asleep."
Twin scenario two:
"Dad, look! The milk powder is flying in the sky!" Emerald giggled.
"Dad, the diapers have turned into dogs again!" Obsidian sniffled.
"Dad..."
"Merlin!" The hero of the Wizarding World broke down.
SH scenario one:
"How dare you run off after sleeping with me?"
"You were the one who slept with me!"
"And you even had two kids without seeing me for eleven years!"
"You never came looking for me!"
"Let's discuss this in bed."
SH scenario two:
"Professor Potter, please take this chocolate!" The witch shoved the chocolate at him and ran, giving him no chance to refuse.
"Professor Potter, I like you! Please go out with me!" A wizard declared loudly in the corridor.
"Fifty points from Slytherin!" A voice behind him sounded through gritted teeth. The Slytherin boy froze, then ran off at once.
"Why does Professor Snape take points off so arbitrarily?"
"Reason: seducing the headmaster's wife into having an affair!"
Warnings:
1. Contains childbirth. Pairing: Snape/Harry.
2. Characters may be out of character.
3. Slow burn, extremely slow burn, very slow burn. Important things are said three times.
Isn't this article a scam? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
My favorite poem is "He Hoped for Heaven's Tapestry" by Irish poet Yeats
I particularly like the Irish poet Yeats's "The brocade of his hope in heaven!"
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