[Bungo Stray Dogs] I Never Expected to Become a Literary Master

I'm X, an online writer who can only write fanfiction smut. I never expected to end up in Bungo Stray Dogs! Oh my god! Has the world finally recognized my talent? Am I really capable of becoming a great writer through fanfiction smut? Hahaha! I wonder what my ability is. It must be super impressive! [Ability: Whoever I glare at suffers character derailment] X (smirking): "I warn you, don't mess with me. Otherwise, I'll turn you into Billy Herrington." "Who was it that turned the enemy into..." "Aaaah, shut up! My ability is random, what can I do? Watch out, I might turn you into Azazel! I have a feeling the next one will definitely be sbuwixjbxjskanzksl..." It's so annoying when people just mash someone's head into the keyboard. Tsk. Hi, everyone. I'm the great writer X, and I think if I just take out Dazai, my ability can rule the world (cute peace sign). Note: 1. The protagonist is a morally upright, straight pervert, combat strength: five dregs. He shows off his shamelessness every day, has thick skin, and has no self-respect. 2. Bungo Stray Dogs fanfiction. Not having read it won't affect your enjoyment, but it's amazing, so go read it already! I lost, okay? The male lead is Dazai Osamu, fine! 3. Just for laughs: a self-indulgent, satisfying, crackfic comedy. If it's not your thing, don't read!