The Overlord Only Loves Eating Silly Fish [Quick Transmigration]

A certain fish has terrible luck. He transmigrates through several worlds, and every time he ends up as an idiot.

He feels frustrated, depressed, and miserable, because each time he has to use an idiot's intelligence to conquer one deranged tyrant after another.

Tyrant: What should we have for dinner?

Idiot Fish: I hear fish is just right for this time of year. Let's have fish.

Tyrant: You read my mind. What's your favorite way to eat fish?

Idiot Fish: Steamed, braised, boiled, pan-fried, grilled, deep-fried... I'm fine with sashimi too.

Tyrant: I had no idea you liked so many... positions?

Idiot Fish: Huh? We're talking about eating fish. How did positions get dragged into this?

Tyrant: My little fish, I'll make sure you're satisfied.

Idiot Fish: ...

A note before you jump in:

In response to Jinjiang's call for a harmonious world, the seme in this story is the same person throughout.

If you like my stories, be sure to add this one to your collection before jumping in! Ahhh!

I talked it over with my editor, and expect to go premium on Saturday (March 4, 2017). I'll post a 10,000-character update that day. After that, I'll switch to long updates, with at least 5,000 characters a day, and 10,000 when I have time. I hope you'll support me.

Here's a cute, heart-fluttering story by a dear friend:

"Want to Flirt with a Beauty?"

My current story, "Let's Investigate How Many Secret Identities Her Husband Has Worn," is now updating. If you're interested, you can add it to your collection from my author page:

In his past life, Yan Lishuang treated a man named Lu Wuju badly. The man turned into a terrifying sadist and came to collect his debt, tormenting Yan Lishuang until he wished he were dead. After he died, his body was buried in the sadist's belly, and he became completely fused with the man, flesh and blood, bound to him for all eternity.

Then he was reborn.

After returning to the past, the name "Lu Wuju" triggered a severe allergic reaction in Yan Lishuang. His immeasurably vast psychological shadow made him ache all over with a headache, like Sun Wukong hearing the tightening spell whenever he heard that name.

He thought that in this life, he could mistreat anyone but Lu Wuju. He would cherish his life and stay away from Lu Wuju.

But he soon discovered that reality was determined to make things difficult for him. At long last, he found a good man and flirted with him like a tiger on the prowl, only to discover that he was a sadist!

Yan Lishuang rubbed his aching waist and shed bitter tears. Drawing on his experience, he advised those who came after him: before you start dating, make sure you uncover your crush's secret identity!

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