The Little Matter of Me Giving Dostoevsky Viagra
Hello, everyone. I'm Winslet Lowry, and I'm British.
Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky (Ah, Fedya's name is so long. It's so hard to pronounce!) and I grew up together.
Don't ask why an elegant young lady from the venerable British Empire would grow up with a Russian, vodka-swilling bumpkin.
Ahem, wrong channel. (I hope Fedya doesn't see this.)
Don't ask. If you do, I'll say we moved between eight different countries.
I really did grow up in Britain when I was little.
As everyone knows, British people tend to be rather cold. I lived there for five years and didn't learn a thing from them. Instead, I became as warm and enthusiastic as a husky tearing the house apart. (What?)
Theoretically, I've spent fifteen years in Russia by now. Everyone knows what the weather is like there, and combined with my bloodline as a lady of the British Empire, I should be twice as cold. (Sorry, ancestors. I've let you down.)
As I said earlier, I'm a little ball of sunshine?
Fedya and I have grown up together all these years, and watching his complexion get worse and worse has me really worried.
Look at those dark circles, almost down to his nose! God! Look at his forehead wrinkles. He's so young, it's heartbreaking. And look at his thinning hair. Fedya, please don't go bald!!!
So I have every reason to suspect that Fedya's kidneys are failing. What about his sex life? Can he still get it up? As his childhood friend, I can't just leave him to suffer. After taking my good friend Gogol's advice and following my pen pal xxx's recommendation,
I finally picked a mysterious medicine from the mysterious nation of China next door: Viagra...!!!!
They say it lets you do it seven times in one night, stay hard as a steel rod, and have your partner begging for mercy.
Its slogan goes something like this:
Ever feel like you just can't perform? Has it been a long time since you could stay hard as a steel rod?
Use Viagra to stay hard as a steel rod.
Make nights of passion a dream come true.
No wonder China is so mysterious. Even its medicines are this powerful.
So today, I gave Fedya the Viagra.
This is a collaborative collection. I'm listing the titles and some of the authors first. (Some of the ladies haven't decided yet~) I'll add the links once they post their blurbs. (The review process will kill me.) The order below is the order people signed up. (Alphabetizing is too much work. I'm lazy.)
Some of the ladies have already written their stories but haven't posted them yet. You can search for their names and find them on their author pages. I'll mark the ones whose author pages I can access with a little paw (x).
The Little Matter of Me Marrying Mori Ougai Against His Will and Humiliating Him with Money
[Mori Ougai]
Author: Pen name undecided
The Little Matter of Me Promoting Bawang Shampoo to the Big Shots
[Dazai]
Author: Xing Lin (paw) http://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=4712877
The Little Matter of Me Giving Dostoevsky Viagra
[Dostoevsky]
Author: Chen Qixing (paw) http://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=3052345
The Little Matter of Me Selling Height-Increasing Insoles to Chuuya and Getting Caught by the Port Mafia
[Chuuya]
Author: The Medicine Peddler Who Wants Hot Pot (paw) http://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=4718438
The Little Matter of Me Being a Space-Time Observer
[Oda]
Author: It's Pipi Long! (paw) http://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=4712925
The Little Matter of Me Watching the Tanizaki Siblings Do Their Business Late at Night
[Tanizaki Siblings]
Author: Lu Xuanyu (paw) http://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=4716671
The Little Matter of How I Should Help Senior Akutagawa Fix His Eyebrows
[Akutagawa]
Author: Chengzhou Mengri
The Little Matter of Me Stabbing the Previous Boss into Fireworks with a Compass
[???]
Author: Jifeng (paw) http://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=4547622
The Little Matter of Me Stealing Ranpo's Snacks and Getting Hunted by Kunikida
[Ranpo]
Author: Shijiu Juhua
The Little Matter of Me Raising a Little Tiger and Getting a Three-Year Sentence
[Atsushi Nakajima]
Author: Lottis
The Little Matter of Me Getting Backstabbed by Gogol
[Gogol]
Author: Yidian Qing (paw) http://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=4719473
The Little Matter of Me Going on a Blind Date with Nakahara Chuuya
[Chuuya]
Author: Estrean (paw) http://www.jjwxc.net/onebook.php?novelid=4724626
If anything in this story triggers your squicks, run for the hills right away. You're responsible for what happens otherwise. (The author is a complete goofball.)
Core idea: Humor and lighthearted fun
I know whether Fei Jia has kidney deficiency or not, I have an idea, that is, let the heroine have sex with him
In fact, Viagra was originally used to treat heart disease?
That's right!! I love that card so much!! Although it may sound like showing off, I played Tosi three times in a row at 55. This is what my sister thought of
I was shocked and clicked in hahahahahahahahahahaha
Tuosi has four types of cards in this event I played three cards, only the kimono card was left. But I've only been in the trap for less than a week, and I really don't have that many stones to draw cards.
This hard-working Gugu was last updated on 8.30
[Highlight] I've started school so I won't update for the time being. It should be available in a week. I hope I can have 139 favorites when I come back (humble)
Congratulations on Kaiwen——!!!!
I got it, I bought a lot of power stones, I drew six designated ones, and finally I was lucky enough to choose Tuosi from the second choice.
,·,, Emmmm,,??! Ha ha ha ha