(Bleach) All That Nonsense

First: This story's plot only goes up to Aizen's betrayal. Anything from the original work published after that point is outside the scope of consideration. For instance, if a double agent or a mastermind behind the scenes appears, it won't be taken into account. All character relationships and roles here are based on the original work as it stood before Aizen's betrayal. The original is still ongoing, and if I didn't make some cuts, I wouldn't know how to bring this story to an end... Blurb: Five people who are varying degrees of messed up, and their plans to win over Bleach characters. But when they face someone beyond the reach of common sense, can absolute 'intelligence,' 'strength,' 'adoration,' 'faith,' and 'love' really let them plan their lives according to what they know, in a parallel world that isn't their own? (Don't take blurbs like this too seriously. Sometimes when I'm in a weird mood, I give a twisted story a literary-sounding introduction like this, too. Sigh.) (Truth is, this story is all about creating a messed-up world, both familiar and unfamiliar. Come get lost in my glorious twistedness, mwahahahaha~~~ Everyone: You really can't keep a straight face for more than a few lines, can you? - -#) A friendly and heartwarming reading guide: First, this is pure parody. The author and planner aren't especially fond of Orihime, Momo Hinamori, Hisana, and so on, so fans of those characters may want to steer clear... Second, if you like it, keep up the ranks and add it to your favorites, because updates will be very slow. (For details, check out Nalan's profile and see how many unfinished stories there are, and you'll understand why updates are so slow...) Third, updates may be slow, but Nalan always finishes every story she starts, so this isn't an abandoned story. Fourth, although the plot will be wildly parodic and twisted, I'll do my best to keep the original characters true to form. I'm not Kubo, though, so please bear with me. Fifth, if you can't resist throwing bricks, please try to keep your words in check. Personal attacks of any kind are not welcome. That's about it. I hope you all enjoy reading... How I'm doing lately: Theme: