Quick Transmigration: I'm Not Taking This Top!

What do you do when your golden finger can't be trusted?

What do you do when every love interest you meet is a total lunatic?

What do you do when you're about to be forced to swing the other way yourself?

Hao Xie just wanted to be a quiet transmigrator. He never expected life to be such a disaster, with lunatics crawling everywhere. He suffers, but somehow enjoys it too. His balls hurt, his butt hurts, his back hurts, and even his legs hurt. And in the end, that guy is going to make his heart ache too!

Heavens above, how did he run into such a weirdo? If he could have another chance at life, he'd raise both hands and both feet and shout, “I'm not taking this love interest!”

If he could put a number on how much he meant it, he hoped it would be ten thousand years' worth!

A laugh-out-loud quick transmigration story, written just to make you smile.