Perhaps, on some aimless journey, fate will suddenly open its arms and bare its fangs. An innocent girl transmigrates, and from then on, her dignity is a thing of the past.
This thing you call a butthole? Sorry, it's a fart-powered propulsion engine.
This thing you call balls? Sorry, it's a brawling tool, and it won't get past security.
This thing you call dignity? Sorry, unless you toss this stuff away, how do you expect to set foot on the Continent of Dignity?
Yet, as everyone blunders forward step by step, fate's claws slowly emerge, closing around them all in its palm.
A friendly warning: this is a long story. The main plot doesn't begin until around Chapter 150.
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This work was first published on another website from June 2, 2014, to September 19, 2015. It was the most important result of the author's more than two years of writing there. It is currently banned, though pirated sites still have copies.
After the book was taken down, the author was despondent for several months and decided never to write again. After all, pouring all that effort, hard work, and hope into it had come to nothing. But later, the author couldn't resist writing again, and so the disastrous Shui Xu Zhuan came to be.
I've decided to settle in here, even though I've been writing here for almost a year without much to show for it. I might as well bring over the work I've poured the most into. I'm going to finish it.
The author will revise, and even rewrite, the previously banned chapters one by one. Parts that don't need revision may be posted faster. The manuscript currently runs to around 1.6 million characters. If my updates flood your site's recent updates list, I hope the editors will forgive me.
Are you writing a new book?