
Quick Transmigration: The Slacker Helps the Male Lead Break Up His Couple
快穿之咸鱼帮主角攻拆CP
by Known to No One (无人知)
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- Ongoing
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- 623k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 1mo ago
- English
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Tags: 1v1, HE √, everyday struggles √, universally adored ×, love polygon ×
World 1: An arranged childhood betrothal between a wealthy ancient family and a pig butcher's son [Complete]
World 2: The ancient emperor and the Assistant Minister of the Board of Rites [Wrapping up]
He's a diligent, hardworking veteran of the Time and Space Bureau, with over three hundred years of service. He's completed countless missions and earned more than a hundred thousand points.
But now
Ye Linyue is a lazy couch potato, lying flat and enjoying life. Wallet balance: less than ten thousand.
The couch potato lounging on the sofa says: Doesn't matter. I'll keep lying flat.
The kitten yells angrily: Host, you're almost out of mortgage money and living expenses!
Ye Linyue looks awkward: For the house and for a living, this lazy fish has to get up and do missions.
They stake out a spot and snatch a [Series Mission: Break the Client's Fated Couple]
Ye Linyue and the orange cat Gu Ju are shocked: Why is there such a weird mission?
The client's parents hired someone to tie a red thread between the client and another person. That person is willing to date the client, meaning the client and their fated match are supposed to become a couple in each of the upcoming worlds (which haven't happened yet).
The client himself: I'm not dating anyone! Complete all the missions and I'll give you 200,000 points!
The mission is to disrupt a whole bunch of romance plots and stop the client from getting together with his fated match.
Ye Linyue says: This mission seems super easy. Let me help you.
But it turns out it isn't that simple. He later learns that the client's parents didn't tie the red thread at all. He's gotten himself into a huge mess. No wonder it's so hard to break them up.
World Arc Directory
[World 1 ◆ Complete] Break-the-Couple Series Mission
The Pig Butcher's Younger Son Helps the Handsome Protagonist Break His Fated Match
After harvesting vegetables, Ye Linyue stays home. A handsome man in splendid robes twirls a folding fan and asks at the door, "Are you the younger son of the only pig butcher in this village?"
After Ye Linyue admits it, the handsome man smiles and says, "You and I were betrothed as children."
[World 2 ◆ In Progress] Personality Reform Series Mission
As the Assistant Minister of the Board of Rites, How Do I Reform the Emperor's Personality?
He actually has to reform the emperor's personality? He needs to deal with the effects of events such as the Feng family's confiscation, and lower the emperor's distortion score.
Just thinking about it seems difficult. Besides, he's only a minor official. How can he get to see the emperor? Oh, it's time to attend court.
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P.S. This isn't the usual quick transmigration story. It's my own style, and the top isn't a universally adored character with split personalities, and so on.
The bottom isn't obsessed with romance. There's plenty of plot, mostly solving problems, disrupting the story, and completing missions.
Two tops pursue one bottom. Later, the bottom will receive a [Personality Reform Series Mission] from the Lin top, and he'll alternate between the two missions.
At the moment, the author favors the Lin top (I personally think he loves the bottom more), but I'll respect the bottom's choice about whom he dates. The story will decide. Once the bottom chooses, there will be no breaking them up or switching the pairing.
◆Reader's Guide◆
1. Sweet 1v1 romance, both leads are sexually inexperienced, happy ending.
2. Alternate history. Please don't scrutinize the historical details.
3. You don't need to tell me if you're dropping the story. If you don't like it, please don't bash it.
4. Comments that ignore content warnings or are just there to provoke will be deleted.
5. A thousand people have a thousand opinions. I write according to my own ideas. No matter how much people try to direct me, I won't change a single word. I'll write my characters the way I envision them. If you don't want to read this story, there are plenty of good ones on Jinjiang. Please look elsewhere.
◆Upcoming 1, 298 favorites: Quick Transmigration: My Ruthless Daoist Self Breaks the Dragon-Born Protagonist's Fated Matches
I'm a cultivator of the Ruthless Dao. My cultivation is extremely advanced.
The bottom says: Great. I'm still excellent today OvO
But
One day, thunder suddenly crashes down, and a Heavenly Secret Stone appears in front of him: If you keep this up, you'll die when you undergo tribulation a hundred years from now!
The bottom is shocked: Why? Who kills me? Or are my fundamentals so weak that I'll get struck dead by lightning?
The Heavenly Secret Stone shakes its head: Neither. You'll be mistaken for someone's lover and hacked to death.
The bottom can't believe it: How is that possible? I've never even held a woman's hand. How could I go out of my way to become someone's lover?
After the Heavenly Secret Stone rattles on and on, he finally gets it.
It turns out one person has a hundred fated matches, and every one of those matches mistakenly believes that the bottom will force himself on them in another parallel world. After they tell the people they love, they team up to wipe him out.
The bottom: This is such a wrongful accusation! Who started this rumor? Besides, I've never planned to date anyone. What forced romance? If I just explain things properly, maybe they'll back off.
The Heavenly Secret Stone says sternly: I believe everything you're saying. But they won't understand you. Anyway, I recommend you break their fated matches and follow the tool's instructions. Then you can save yourself!
At first the bottom doesn't believe it, but after the Heavenly Secret Stone shows him the future several times, he does.
The bottom nods: Fine. To survive the tribulation and avoid being killed by them, the first step... Hm? Why does it say I should marry him and then get divorced? Wouldn't that make me a scumbag?
The Heavenly Secret Stone: Don't worry. In the first world, he's being married off for an alliance and doesn't like his match anyway. If you take the match's place, you'll have a 100% chance of breaking the fated pairing! You just need to sign a premarital contract saying you'll pretend to be a married couple.
After thinking it over, the bottom decides it could work: All right, you're clever. Let's do that for now.
It's only a pretend marriage. My Daoist heart should be fine. Yeah.
And so, the bottom sets off on a journey of hard work to save himself, completely unaware that he's accidentally making someone fall for him.
Theme: No matter how long you've been lying flat, you can always get back up if you decide to work hard.
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"His jet-black hair fell casually over his shoulders. His usually harmless and innocent face now displayed an emotion he rarely showed, his probing gaze fixed on Ye Linyue. She pursed her lips slightly, seemingly contemplating something serious, her eyes filled with an unreadable emotion." (Please correct any errors in the original text.) Hahaha
"Although he's a bit silly and believes in ghosts, he wants to protect me." (A little bug fix for the author~) [Purple Sugar]kswl
I feel like your writing has improved a bit more! It's like a joyful experience of nurturing someone new. 😏
The author has improved a lot; the writing style feels much better than before.
Didn't people in ancient times tell time by the hour? Why are they talking about specific times now? 😏