A Spaceship Delivers Takeout to Me

Chef Yao Xiangchen was eliminated from a food competition due to behind-the-scenes corruption, and then, to make matters worse, lost his job. With no other choice, he opened an online shop on a food delivery app. The only catch was that his deliveries were going to customers across the universe.

Automated Customer Service: Hello! A customer has ordered one 500 g Family Portrait Pot-Cover Noodles, ready to eat upon opening. Seller, please prepare it for delivery by Food Delivery Spaceship 419 as soon as possible. Your payment, [Standard Invisibility Cloak], will arrive within one hour. Please be sure to collect it.

Automated Customer Service: Hello! A customer has ordered one 4-pound durian and mango mille-crepe cake. Seller, please prepare it for delivery by Food Delivery Spaceship 419 as soon as possible. Your payment, [NI-484SA Single-Person Auxiliary Flight Device], will arrive within one hour. Please be sure to collect it.

Automated Customer Service: Hello! A customer has ordered 40 1,350 g Qingming Festival Rice Cake Gift Boxes. Seller, please prepare them for delivery by Food Delivery Spaceship 419 as soon as possible. Your payment, [Super Deluxe Two-Person All-Atmosphere Wilderness Survival Camper (Gift Included)], will arrive within one hour. Please be sure to collect it.

Gift (*/ω╲*): Smuggling myself across the stars nearly killed me!

Yao Xiangchen: (⊙x⊙;)

Gift (☆▽☆): Hello, employer. Need a bodyguard?

Yao Xiangchen (⊙x⊙;): No.

Gift (☆▽☆): Hello, ransom victim. Hurry up and cook for me.

Yao Xiangchen: (〃>皿<)

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