Come On, Let's Hurt Each Other! [Crossover]

Dear little angels, please read the guidelines carefully, and don't be a killjoy. Thank you.

Ever wondered why monsters are so curious about humans?

Ever wondered why monsters and humans always fall in love?

Ever wondered why monsters are always trying to get to the bottom of humans?

Is it the loss of human nature, or the distortion of monster nature?!

Stay tuned to Bell's livestream.

When the monsters of the demon realm received this flyer, they were not interested.

But!!!

Out of sheer curiosity, the monsters gradually started following this livestream.

They offered advice on how the host could get together with a trashy half-monster, sending countless assists along the way.

In the end, that romance naturally went spectacularly off the rails.

The monsters, feeling they'd been swindled, went to complain to the livestream company, only to be told to look at the bottom left corner.

With their amazing eyesight, they finally made out the line of text, smaller than a grain of rice.

[This livestream shows humans and monsters acting as each other's substitutes and hurting one another. Watch at your own risk.]

What a garbage livestream!

Reader advisory 1: The ending is NE, leaning toward BE. This is a mutual-substitute story. Pairing: Takemoto Suzune x Naraku.

Reader advisory 2: Characters may be out of character. Most of this comes from the author's own imagination. If you don't like it, don't read. If you don't like it, please click X, and don't make a scene.

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Please take me home. I'll be cute and roll around for you.

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