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[Announcement: A new story is in the works, please add it to your want-to-read list: a sweet school romance with pseudo-incest, "Be Good and Listen to Your Big Brother." A blended family and a pseudo-incest romance between step-siblings!]
This story is also known as "The Movie Emperor Is a Cat" [Showbiz]
A catlike movie emperor who loves fish and causes trouble VS a pet shop owner with incredible strength
P.S. The female lead is also a food streamer!
Blurb:
The movie emperor used to be a cat.
Proud, aloof, and secretly flirtatious: those are the words that describe him.
He especially hates videos online about "cat therapy" and "virtual cat ownership." He thinks they're a sign that his fellow cats have fallen into depravity.
One day, the owner of a famous pet shop posted a video called "Twelve Ways to Pet a Cat," featuring moves like "Little Person Running" and "Kneading Dough"...
The cats being kneaded looked so blissful.
His assistant saw it too, gazing at the screen longingly. "Ah, I wish someone would pet me like that."
The movie emperor gave him a disdainful look. "Have some self-respect!"
The assistant shivered under his gaze and didn't dare say another word.
That night, under a moonless sky with thunder and rain, a stray cat drenched to the skin appeared outside the pet shop.
The shop owner took pity on it, carried it inside, dried its fur, and even gave it a massage using the "Twelve Ways to Pet a Cat."
Lying comfortably in someone's arms, the movie emperor narrowed his eyes in bliss. In an instant, he felt his cat life was complete!
[He says he doesn't want it, but his body tells the truth.]
·A spur-of-the-moment writing exercise. If it's not your thing, there's no need to leave a comment. Daily updates, 1v1 romance, and a strict anti-piracy policy, so be cautious before starting.
·No need to wonder what kind of child the leads will have. I've already thought it through for you.
·Please read a few chapters and make sure you like it before adding it to your favorites! The writing style is unusual, so please be sure you really like it before you save it. I don't want you to drop it and feel bad about losing a favorite~~
·The title was inspired by an illustration I saw online.
A few facts about the authorized paid chapters and pirated text files:
1. An authorized Jinjiang chapter of 3,000 characters costs 9 fen. Jinjiang novels aren't usually very long; a sweet romance is about 200,000 to 250,000 characters, and the whole book costs around 2 to 5 yuan.
2. Pirated text files cost far more than the authorized versions, and their sale is illegal. You could even be held legally responsible.
3. Protecting authors' rights requires not only authors, but readers too.
4. The fight to protect those rights is difficult. I'm sharing this information to help everyone understand.
Pirated text files will be blocked without exception, whatever the circumstances. No leniency.
Let me recommend some of my other stories~~
Quick Transmigration: "My Ex-Boyfriend Keeps Getting Flirted to Death by Me" [Daily updates]
-Blurb-
Ye Chun has an alien ex-boyfriend.
His home planet has a strict rule forbidding relationships with Earthlings.
So they broke up.
But he was still punished by his home planet. His soul was shattered, and the fragments scattered across different times and places in the universe.
To bring him back to life, she has to collect the fragments of his soul scattered throughout those worlds.
Her mission in every world is to flirt in every possible way.
She has to flirt with her ex-boyfriend in all his different roles until every single one of them falls in love with her ww.
But why does she end up flirting him to death every time orzzz?
Ye Chun: System, it's all your fault! The roles you give me are always so messed up!
A preview of the worlds:
(P.S. One world features a real historical figure, and the next is fictional.)
World One: Phoenix's Unparalleled Beauty: Target Murong Chong
She transmigrates into the daughter of her target's enemy. Is she just asking to get beaten up?!
World Two: Target the Sickly Prince
She transmigrates into her target's twin sister. What is this bizarre plot supposed to be?!
World Three: Target Han Zi Gao
She transmigrates into her target's direct superior. Am I supposed to become a cross-dressing master?!
World Four: Target the Perverted Grand Secretary
She transmigrates into her target's widowed sister-in-law. Is this going to be a forbidden romance?!
World Five: Target Okita Soji
She transmigrates into her target's treasured sword. Is she supposed to keep stabbing people over and over?!
World Six: Target the Cross-Dressing Young Master
She transmigrates into her target's child bride. Is she supposed to learn embroidery from him?!
(To be continued)
Lighthearted historical mystery: "His Majesty's Factory Flower Can Solve Cases" [Daily updates]
A sharp-tongued emperor VS a bootlicking fake eunuch
[Message Board]
·Trying my hand at a historical mystery
·The writing style should be lighthearted
·My first story of the new year, may it bring good luck
Blurb One:
A certain fake eunuch has been in the palace for six months and is thriving at the emperor's side. Then one day, an accident causes her and the emperor to switch souls.
The fake eunuch: Oh no, oh no! Now there's no way to hide who I really am QAQ.
The emperor touches a few places: Damn, so not having the family jewels is like being a woman, and you even have breasts!
Blurb Two:
Ever since I switched souls with Yu Shisan, the fake eunuch, people have kept turning up dead inside and outside the palace.
First, my imperial consort suddenly jumped into a lake and drowned, leaving me with a green hat. Then a floating corpse turned up at the Prince Regent's mansion, with a head but no body... Or, while out at the temple fair, we encountered a living dead person who'd already been dead for forty-nine days...
Anyone less courageous would have been scared to death.
Yet the fake eunuch occupying my imperial body was having the time of his life examining corpses and solving cases, leaving my imperial body smelling strange all the time.
The fake eunuch raised an eyebrow. "Your Majesty, do you have a problem with me?"
I fell silent. All I could say was, "You'll always be the apple of my eye. Do whatever you like. I have no objections."
[Two upcoming stories set in the 1960s and 1970s]
·Reading Feng Shui in the 1960s [Book Transmigration]
·A Fortune-Telling Handbook from the 1970s [Ancient-to-Modern Transmigration]
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If you like them, please add them to your favorites, and save the author's page too~~ Haha.
Theme:
Come on come on! I will recommend great articles on the post bar [Gao Jie sc these] (?▽`)ノ After all, to be honest, there are not many Gao Jie articles now, and some of them are really unacceptable. Therefore, I don't dare to read new articles when I read them. I only dare to look at non-CP [full-time, stolen pen] kind of articles. So I really like your writing. Mwah!
I really annoy the male protagonist, what else would you do besides being jealous? ? ? Can't you see such obvious hostility? Or someone who has been in the entertainment industry for many years?
I don't know why I don't like the male protagonist anymore after seeing this, and I don't find him cute anymore. He knew clearly that Gu Shan from his own family was harming him and he was capable, so why did he let him out to harm himself and his daughter? ? ? Don't know? There is also a woman who has had an affair with him, and he introduces himself to his girlfriend as your confidante, but he doesn't react at all? I was confused too...
Sprinkle flowers! ! ! ! ! It's obviously very well written.
Come on! I really like this book~ I really like it~
There was no proposal! ! !
I like this. I like it. I'll see you next time. (ﾉ)`ω′(ヾ)
Are there anyone selling pirated copies? Only a fool would buy it. And no matter how much money you have, the communication with the author and the readers you get from reading genuine books is a very interesting thing besides reading.
I still feel like I haven't seen enough, so it's over~ I hope it's good enough to turn outside, so what?
It's always difficult when you first start doing something, so I've basically followed all of the author's articles.
I also know that writing an article without anyone reading it is very painful. Think about your original intention and your original intention in the first place.
In fact, I am going through a similar thing now, and it is even more difficult than the author's sister. I don't even dare to look back and read it again.
But the original idea was to write something and write a story.
Believe you, it will get better and better.
Come on ヾ(?°?°?)??
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After Being Trapped in an Elevator with Her Ex-Boss
The Stupid Beauty Was Raped by the Powerful Man and Then Lay Down
I Accidentally Kissed My Boyfriend's Brother and Was Raped.
A Stupid Beauty Eats Melon and Watches a Movie as a Substitute for Marrying into a Wealthy Family
After Exchanging Marriage with My Widowed Sister
[Comprehensive British and American] After Falling in Love with Yin Shi Mi, the Relationship Fell Apart
After Losing His Memory, He Mistakenly Labeled His Ex Iceberg Goddess O
After Kissing the Wrong Boyfriend's Brother, He Was Fought over and Robbed
Come on come on! I will recommend great articles on the post bar [Gao Jie sc these] (?▽`)ノ After all, to be honest, there are not many Gao Jie articles now, and some of them are really unacceptable. Therefore, I don't dare to read new articles when I read them. I only dare to look at non-CP [full-time, stolen pen] kind of articles. So I really like your writing. Mwah!
I really annoy the male protagonist, what else would you do besides being jealous? ? ? Can't you see such obvious hostility? Or someone who has been in the entertainment industry for many years?
I don't know why I don't like the male protagonist anymore after seeing this, and I don't find him cute anymore. He knew clearly that Gu Shan from his own family was harming him and he was capable, so why did he let him out to harm himself and his daughter? ? ? Don't know? There is also a woman who has had an affair with him, and he introduces himself to his girlfriend as your confidante, but he doesn't react at all? I was confused too...
Sprinkle flowers! ! ! ! ! It's obviously very well written.
Come on! I really like this book~ I really like it~
There was no proposal! ! !
I like this. I like it. I'll see you next time. (ﾉ)`ω′(ヾ)
Are there anyone selling pirated copies? Only a fool would buy it. And no matter how much money you have, the communication with the author and the readers you get from reading genuine books is a very interesting thing besides reading.
I still feel like I haven't seen enough, so it's over~ I hope it's good enough to turn outside, so what?
It's always difficult when you first start doing something, so I've basically followed all of the author's articles. I also know that writing an article without anyone reading it is very painful. Think about your original intention and your original intention in the first place. In fact, I am going through a similar thing now, and it is even more difficult than the author's sister. I don't even dare to look back and read it again. But the original idea was to write something and write a story. Believe you, it will get better and better. Come on ヾ(?°?°?)??