Something's Off in the Naruto World

Izumo Toma's Notes on the Naruto World Haruno Sakura: Childhood friend [Ino's bestie] Does well in school and is always happy to help others, like an older brother. [May have violent tendencies (to be investigated); I don't see what's so cool about him.] Uchiha Sasuke: Class heartthrob [The last surviving Uchiha? Seems a little tsundere?] A cool, aloof genius, ranked first in the year. [Acts a little strangely toward Naruto. Something about it feels off.] Yamanaka Ino: Childhood friend [A goofball, and possibly a pervert (to be investigated)] Her family owns a flower shop. She's talkative and cheerful. [Usually likes telling us about the girls in our class...] Hyuga Hinata: The young master of the Hyuga clan [My idol. A really good person.] Reserved, shy, and very gentle. Keeps a low profile? His grades and such aren't outstanding. [Surprisingly popular with the girls.] Uzumaki Naruto: This idiot is not [crossed out] my good friend! [I hope I can help him more.] He seems to have endless energy and is always clowning around, though sometimes he seems lonely. Someone: Oh? So that's what you thought of me back then? Toma: N-no, when was that even written? Are you really going to dig up the past?! Someone: The past? Are you sure you want me to go through it all, one thing at a time? Toma: ...No need. Please sit down. I'll make you some tea. Some recent comments under the story made me feel like I should clarify a few things. So, here's a warning: the pairing in this story is Sakura IchixToma, that is, gender-swapped Sakura and the protagonist. Please avoid this if it's not your cup of tea, so neither of us ends up unhappy.