The Art of Managing a Husband

#Exclusive Interview: Digging into the Recently Super-Popular Qin Prince's Heir's Consort, Revealing Her Two Faces in Public and in Private# Onlookers: Gentle, kind, a rare beauty, but what a shame she married a playboy. Alas, a lovely flower stuck in a pile of cow dung. Another wave of onlookers: Refined, gracious, thoughtful, beautiful inside and out, a total winner in life. Awesome! Consort Yang: That little bitch is two-faced and loves to stab people in the back! She only pretends to be like that. Don't let her fool you! The Crown Princess: Three words: It's her or me! The Empress Dowager: She has no respect for her elders and she's jealous, too. No matter how many bedchamber attendants and concubines I bestow on you, she always finds a way to get rid of them. Just you wait, I'll keep sending more. Xiao Jing: She's got split personalities, I'm a playboy. We're made for each other :) A few things to know before reading: 1. The heroine has split personalities: a sweet, gentle girl by day, sharp-tongued by night. The hero is a (fake) playboy. One-on-one romance. In short, neither of the two leads is quite right in the head, hehe; 2. Romance after marriage, set in an imaginary world. If that's not your thing, please click the X. ~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~★~☆~ The author's completed novel: The Life of a Cheating Protagonist. Coming soon: The Mermaid's Sweet Indulgence (Just Kidding). Please add it to your reading list, mwah! Here's the blurb: Blurb 1: A Yao is an arrogant mermaid who has loved doing whatever she wants since the day she was born. Only when she grew up did she learn that you can't just do whatever you want to the heavens. Otherwise, she wouldn't have suffered divine punishment and been struck into a goldfish T_T Fortunately, even as a goldfish, someone was willing to adopt her. Hey, wait! You adopted me just so you could stew and eat me? I'll be damned if I let you! Blurb 2: What quality about the other person makes you unable to resist them? King Cheng: They've got a soft, tender body, and they're delicious enough to melt in your mouth. A Yao: Cold stare [JPG]. What flaws do you dislike about them? King Cheng: Everything else is fine, but they can't stay out of water. Tsk, not very practical. A Yao: Sure, sure. You're the one with the big butt, so whatever you say goes! King Cheng is terminally ill. He went to Guiyi Temple for a magic cure and came back with a goldfish, orange-red and no longer than a finger. How is he supposed to take this medicine? A handsome prince who is cold on the outside and lecherous within X a quick-witted, snarky mermaid. The competition is all about one thing: shamelessness! Two things: absolutely no limits! Theme: