I Heard She Didn't Transmigrate

They say Qi Li transmigrated. Her body shrank, she had no one to turn to, and she landed in the past from the modern world.

Later, when someone shoved aspirin into her hand, she heard familiar internet slang, and spotted a camera hidden in a corner of the neighbor's house, Qi Li finally realized she might not have transmigrated after all!

Coming soon: the new quick transmigration story, There's No Mom I Can't Be

Blurb:

A video of Jiang Yuan looking furious at an awards ceremony is shared everywhere. The whole internet mocks her and tells her to go back and relearn how to control her expressions.

Her agent slams the desk so hard it shakes: "It's not the first time you've lost. Was it really necessary to make such a face?"

Jiang Yuan: "I'm pregnant."

Her agent gapes. "Whose?"

Jiang Yuan isn't sure. "I think it might be a cat's?"

Her agent: "..."

"You must be seriously ill."

That night, the Bureau of Monster Management comes to call. Jiang Yuan enters the Good Mom System, while a certain cat enters the Good Dad System.

She becomes a celebrity mom, while he becomes a CEO's brother. The neighbor turns into a dainty little wife, and life is full of fun.

She goes to the cultivation world and raises an egg with the original male lead. He becomes the original male lead's adoptive father, and childhood friends rise to power overnight, with her becoming the adoptive mother.

She works as a brothel madam, while he takes the new emperor on a tour of the brothel. A dignified founding duke ends up staying there as a male servant...

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