After Becoming the President of Jinjiang

Waking up to find yourself turned into the president of Jinjiang... What do you do? Asking online, and it's pretty urgent! And apparently, I can't go back to my old life unless I get Jinjiang under control? In that case, first I'll switch servers, then take down the piracy sites! Ever since Guan Rui became president, Jinjiang's pages stopped glitching and piracy vanished. From then on, Jinjiang cleared every obstacle in its path, becoming the greatest website in the world and launching all sorts of incredible new services. One-click cover swaps, one-click meme generation, one-click flame wars... Wait! What the heck is this president's one-click husband swap?