“Why are you holding me while I hold the cat? I want to hold you.”
“Then you won't be able to hold the cat.”
“You can hold the cat.”
“I won't.”
“Why not?”
“It hasn't had a bath.”
“...I haven't had a bath either.”
“You're different.”
“Okay, then.”
Plan accomplished.
A normal love story. Sweet, sweet, sweet, with a happy ending.
It does use familiar tropes, but there are so many of them because they've been proven classics.
No melodramatic angst, absurd plot twists, or Mary Sue antics. I try not to write things I dislike myself.
The couple are versatile in bed. I won't accept suggestions or arguments about who tops or bottoms. If you don't like it, please move along.
I'm hopeless at coming up with titles, so don't put too much faith in this one. If you have any ideas, feel free to talk to me.
Updates whenever inspiration strikes! Read at your own risk!
Updates whenever inspiration strikes! Think carefully before diving in!
... I don't understand the world of severe mysophobia patients.
Having a good face is an advantage.
Caught off guard with a handful of dog food?
Alas! ! !
It progressed directly from a one-time relationship to please allow me to pursue you!
Do you want it to be so fast? 23333
Another male protagonist who lives in his lines hahahahahahahaha
Interesting! The male protagonist is very observant! But it's still hard work to clean up the room hahahahahahahaha!
Looking forward to another male protagonist appearing!
PS: I secretly caught bugs and introduced my brother to my girlfriend. My brother's name was wrongly typed. . .
Hahahahahahahaha, the brothers' daily quarrel with each other 23333
I don't know why my laughter point is too low. Every bracket makes me think hahahahahahahaha!
It feels like the male protagonist can take charge of the whole thing with just a flick of his hand. . . But I like it! Mysophobia is also kind of cute!
Thank you for the update!
Fine! Daddy, if you want to be a gardener... You will definitely destroy those trees! So you'd better update the article carefully!
Madam, do you still remember Kaka next door?
Kaka next door, please update.
... I don't understand the world of severe mysophobia patients. Having a good face is an advantage.
Caught off guard with a handful of dog food?
Alas! ! ! It progressed directly from a one-time relationship to please allow me to pursue you! Do you want it to be so fast? 23333
Another male protagonist who lives in his lines hahahahahahahaha
Interesting! The male protagonist is very observant! But it's still hard work to clean up the room hahahahahahahaha! Looking forward to another male protagonist appearing! PS: I secretly caught bugs and introduced my brother to my girlfriend. My brother's name was wrongly typed. . .
Hahahahahahahaha, the brothers' daily quarrel with each other 23333
I don't know why my laughter point is too low. Every bracket makes me think hahahahahahahaha! It feels like the male protagonist can take charge of the whole thing with just a flick of his hand. . . But I like it! Mysophobia is also kind of cute! Thank you for the update!
Fine! Daddy, if you want to be a gardener... You will definitely destroy those trees! So you'd better update the article carefully!