After I Toyed with Taotie and Cast Him Aside

Ongoing novel My Husband Is So Handsome. Please add it to your favorites, mwah~ [In a nutshell: A slow-paced dual-protagonist transmigration livestream showdown.] Dian Bai, a womanizer of ten thousand years who finally got his comeuppance, hit a wall with his 318th little sweetheart. Dian Bai, who kept finding himself hung upside down in the middle of the courtyard to sunbathe, was speechless with despair: What happened to the delicate, weak little sweetheart who was easy to push down? How did he turn into such a huge lump?! One is the food department's giant-stomached boss, who has no lofty ambitions and more than three hundred ex-sweethearts; the other is the violent king of the comeback department, who is irritable, petty, and suffers from severe paranoia. When a dandy takes on a tyrant, and a flirt takes on a hopeless romantic, peace and quiet become a thing of the past. Let's fall in love and tear each other apart! Top: "I fell for a wild horse, but I won't go prepare a grassland. All I need to do is tame him! Tame him! And tame him again! Just wait until I've succeeded, then see if he even remembers where home is!" Bottom: "I'm not a horse, damn it! I'm not a horse! Try treating me like one and riding me all day again, and see what happens!" Their livestream fans: Fight! Fight! Fight! Aaaah! Going wild with the callouts! Irascible, tsundere top X dandy, gluttonous beauty bottom This novel is also known as Love and Hate Are So Exciting, A Guide to Taming a Wild Horse, Stealing Someone's Food Is Like Killing Their Parents, Quick Transmigration Livestream: Celebrity Showdown, The Miserable Daily Life of Having a Petty Top, and Who the Hell Hasn't Loved a Few Beasts... Things to know before reading: 1. Bottom's POV. Over-the-top wish fulfillment, over and over again. 2. Important, take note: Dian Bai is the bottom, Shi Yan is the top. Don't get the pairing backward, mwah. 3. Dual-protagonist slow transmigration, no amnesia, and very long-running story arcs. 4. The bottom is a flirt. The top has low emotional intelligence and paranoia. 5. The bottom is not a Taotie! Not a Taotie! Not a Taotie! Important things must be said three times! 6. It subverts expectations. Once you've read the beginning, you absolutely won't guess the ending. A mind-bending imagination and sky-high confidence. Theme: Those who toy with others' feelings will eventually have their own toyed with!