Narrator: For a modern person who has landed in the unfamiliar Song Dynasty, the first thing that comes to mind is Kaifeng Prefecture. But for a greedy wolf, the first thought is how to make money. Zhang Yang is doing an excellent job of flaunting both his lust and his love of money.
Female Lead: "How many times do I have to say it? This is for the people's livelihood, got it? And it's Zhang Yang!"
Male Lead: "Does that include peeping at people while they bathe?"
Female Lead: "Hell no! What would I be looking at if it were a man?"
Female Leads Two and Male Lead Two: "Ooh, so you want to look at women! Tsk, tsk, tsk."
Female Lead: "You little bastards!"
With a female hooligan traveling back to ancient times, the Great Song is on the verge of collapse. May heaven have mercy and strike this person down to appease the people and bring peace to Kaifeng. Thank you in advance.
"Hey, are you asking to die?"
Such is the official notice:
"My reputation's in ruins! I suppose I'll settle for a little compensation, plus ten handsome, muscular men. That'll do!"
If you're reading the blurb of someone this shameless, go wash your eyes out! (Turns around...)
"Don't you know anything about marketing? Hey, you little bastard!"
(What the hell kind of marketing is that!)
