My Ex-Boyfriend Says He's Going to Beat Me Up

The previous version got way too out of hand... I'm going to revise it for a while before rewriting it. Putting it on hold for now, mwah. [Help] I ran into four ex-boyfriends plotting to hurt me in the bathroom. What should I do? For real, they were just discussing whether to splash me with sulfuric acid! No. 0 ☆☆☆ Liangliang, posted xxxx-xx-xx 08:43:31 ☆☆☆ 1F: My condolences. 2F: Four ex-boyfriends!? Are you planning a group mahjong game, OP? 3F: The heavens have eyes [Doraemon smiling] 48F: How has nobody in this thread given OP any useful advice? My suggestion is to find someone powerful to cling to before you get hacked to pieces, and have them stand up to your four ex-boyfriends. [Sincere] [Smile] A daily question in the ex-boyfriends' group chat: If you saw that person again, what would you do to him? Ex-boyfriend No. 1: Have sex with him. Ex-boyfriend No. 2: Cook for him, and poison the food. Ex-boyfriend No. 3: Ask him if he ever loved me. Ex-boyfriend No. 4: ...Damn, did he and I break up? Things to know before you start reading: 1. As always, it's a wish-fulfillment story. The protagonist is the shou. 2. The true gong is lost in the crowd, while the shou is a naive sweetheart all the way through. 3. No private chats about life, but feel free to send me razor blades :-D.