This novel has been revised because of chapter-locking issues. Some parts simply couldn't get through review, so I had no choice but to put them on hold. As a result, details in the earlier and later sections may not line up. Little angels who came across this later, please don't buy it.
Lin Lang has an unbreakable body, but he can't even lift a finger to defend himself. He can't beat even the lowest-ranked demons, and has repeatedly been captured by demon princes who look just like ordinary people. Heavens, what will become of the rest of his life...? He thought demons were already hard enough to deal with, but then he ran into a fake demon who was actually a true immortal venerable, complete with a titanium-alloy halo, and who used him as a human shield at the drop of a hat. Even more unexpectedly, Lin Lang is hiding a shocking conspiracy within himself.
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Some Top: I can tell from your remarkable bones that you're perfect shield material.
Warnings: 1. This isn't a level-up story. The bottom is a good-for-nothing. It's just about falling in love and solving mysteries, with no cultivation. 2. To stress this again: weak bottom! Good-for-nothing bottom! Not a power couple! If you want a strong bottom, click the X in the upper-right corner!
#What are the perks of becoming an unkillable human cockroach?@
Lin Lang protests: Don't use such a disgusting, bizarre creature to describe my flawless body, okay? It's called an indestructible body!
Onlookers: Heh. His parents never have to worry about their useless son getting beaten to death out there again.
Lin Lang, furious: Do you think I won't have someone beat you to death?
Lin's dad pats his head with a chuckle: ...Easy to raise.
Lin Lang snuggles up to him: Daddy dearest~
Lin's mom: Takes a beating well!
Lin Lang: ... (I'm upset, but I won't say a word!)
Some Top: Takes a beating in bed.
Lin Lang: What do you mean, takes a beating in bed?
Some Top: Fill in the censored word yourself.
Lin Lang bursts into tears.
Theme:
This Lin Ruyuan is like a big bad wolf to his wife, quick to pounce and fierce, but he is as tender as a sheep to his junior brother. Even if his junior brother takes the initiative to hook up with his wife, he will tolerate it calmly. So, my understanding is that he still likes his junior brother, right? Anyway, that's what the author made me think.
All the characters here have hot and cold personalities, their thinking goes from left to right, and the storyline is easy to escape from. For example, he clearly promised to protect Xiao Lang when he went out, but in the end, he ran to Yunxiao Palace and abandoned Xiao Lang. For another example, it was clearly Chen Xi who took the initiative to hook up with Xiao Lang, but Black Bird pretended not to see it. So when Feng Yuan flirted with Xiao Lang as a joke, was it an act to be chased out by her master? Others are not allowed to approach my wife, but is it okay for my junior brother? So you prefer the morning sun, right? Anyway, I feel like the younger brother is more important. It's so tiring to watch.
Tsk, no wonder I dreamed last night that I was wearing a wedding gauze (clothing). It turned out that I (with Lao Gong) had a wedding (I was so shy and excited)
The author has worked hard to update the article, so here's a refresher!
Can a big scarf tell us (*￣з￣)
Congratulations on the completion (*￣з￣) I want to see Yingchen and Moon Demon, Ye Wuji and Ye Wushang, Little Bones and Familiar and Little Skull, Emperor of Heaven and Feng Yuan, and Little Chenxi and... Well... With who... (Anyway, Little Chenxi must be happy) I'm waiting for this episode. Oh, Tianjie is also very cute... (*￣з￣) I want to see it all...
Congratulations on the completion! Waiting for the extra story!
Shouldn't the Emperor of Heaven be the Dao of Heaven? How could it be Xiao Lang'er?
This Lin Ruyuan is like a big bad wolf to his wife, quick to pounce and fierce, but he is as tender as a sheep to his junior brother. Even if his junior brother takes the initiative to hook up with his wife, he will tolerate it calmly. So, my understanding is that he still likes his junior brother, right? Anyway, that's what the author made me think.
All the characters here have hot and cold personalities, their thinking goes from left to right, and the storyline is easy to escape from. For example, he clearly promised to protect Xiao Lang when he went out, but in the end, he ran to Yunxiao Palace and abandoned Xiao Lang. For another example, it was clearly Chen Xi who took the initiative to hook up with Xiao Lang, but Black Bird pretended not to see it. So when Feng Yuan flirted with Xiao Lang as a joke, was it an act to be chased out by her master? Others are not allowed to approach my wife, but is it okay for my junior brother? So you prefer the morning sun, right? Anyway, I feel like the younger brother is more important. It's so tiring to watch.
Tsk, no wonder I dreamed last night that I was wearing a wedding gauze (clothing). It turned out that I (with Lao Gong) had a wedding (I was so shy and excited)
The author has worked hard to update the article, so here's a refresher!
Can a big scarf tell us (*￣з￣)
Congratulations on the completion (*￣з￣) I want to see Yingchen and Moon Demon, Ye Wuji and Ye Wushang, Little Bones and Familiar and Little Skull, Emperor of Heaven and Feng Yuan, and Little Chenxi and... Well... With who... (Anyway, Little Chenxi must be happy) I'm waiting for this episode. Oh, Tianjie is also very cute... (*￣з￣) I want to see it all...
Congratulations on the completion! Waiting for the extra story!
Shouldn't the Emperor of Heaven be the Dao of Heaven? How could it be Xiao Lang'er?
The Emperor of Heaven cannot be Xia Duanzhou. . .
I'll cut it off here... How unkind! (Hey hey hey)