The Entire Empire Thinks I Have Sex with Men

This novel updates with 6,000 characters a day, with random 9,000-character updates dropping in. This hardworking little worker bee is looking for someone to spoil me n(*≧▽≦*)n Xun Mulong has two great regrets in life. First, he failed to crush the lecherous old soul that grew inside him. Second, he can't divorce the prince who married down to him to bring him good fortune. The frustrating thing is, those two seem to be the same person. Even more frustrating, those two, who are clearly one and the same, can't get along peacefully. Ugh, so annoying. This novel is also known as "What Exactly Went Wrong During My Journey of Self-Redemption After I Was Forced into a Marriage Pact?" "Why Am I Living in a Daily Battlefield When I Only Have One Love Interest?" and "Hey, emergency services? My Wife Is Trying to Kill My Top!" Split-personality gong Shou protagonist One-on-one romance An old-fashioned, rigid, extreme shou who pretends he knows nothing vs. a domineering, unruly snake-soul gong | a scheming, innocent-looking, younger gong No brains, no logic, pure fluff Setting: interstellar Also: Still agonizing over whether to have a baby. Thinking hard. Theme: