In one sentence: Every day, I hand out lunchboxes to martial heroes!
This novel is also known as "Handing Out Lunchboxes Every Day" and "One Hundred Ways Martial Artists Die"
System: There once was a sword demon named Dugu. He said the way of the sword has five realms: the sharp sword, the soft sword, the heavy sword, the wooden sword, and the swordless sword. When one reaches the swordless realm, one needs neither sword nor technique. Even falling blossoms and leaves can be used to kill.
Dongfang Lin, looking up with admiration: I know! This amazing guy is Dugu Qiubai! Qiubai, what a domineering and mighty name!
System: So, do you want to become Dongfang Qiubai? Not Dongfang Bubai!
Dongfang Lin pondered for ten seconds. What man hasn't dreamed of something like this? Become a peerless master, stand above everyone else, and enjoy riches and beautiful women within easy reach!
Dongfang Lin gritted his teeth: What price do I have to pay?
System: You don't have to pay anything at all, dear! You just need to know how to talk and sweet-talk people!
Dongfang Lin: Sweet-talk people? Beautiful women? A master who's an expert? ...Deal!
System: Great! Binding to the "Jinx System" now. Any sentence the Host says that contains the word "die" will come true immediately. Earn one point for every lunchbox handed out. Every twenty points raises your swordsmanship by one realm. Reach one hundred points and congratulations, player! You'll master the swordless realm and be renamed Dongfang Qiubai! Note: Lunchboxes only count when given to people in the martial world. Give one to an ordinary person and you'll lose points! Please watch your own safety until you've mastered the supreme way of the sword!
Dongfang Lin: ...Come back! This isn't what we agreed on!
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