Blurb: A Best Actor from the twenty-first century, winner of the Hundred Flowers Award, arrives in fifth-century Europe with a System and has all sorts of fun showing off in the Middle Ages alongside the first king of France. Also known as: Mentor Ke teaches you how to become Holy Roman Emperor.
System: Your mission is to make him the glorious and great Holy Roman Emperor. Remember, his image must be glorious! Great! And noble! Get rid of all those nasty rumors!
Como: You mean the guy who slaughtered his enemies and relatives, excels at sowing discord, loves looting and beheading people, and whose descendants couldn't whitewash his reputation even by rewriting history?
His Majesty: [coolly.jpg] Heh.
The Satyricon: By the way, why am I, a Roman smut book, in this story? What's the point? Is the author just trying to pad the word count again?
Author: Don't worry, darling. You're here to unlock some positions later on. ╮(~▽~)╭
Como: You're deranged! [Clutches his chrysanthemum and cries]
His Majesty: [Smiles without a word]
Como, blushing in the bath from the steam and certain unspeakable activities: Clovis, you bastard! How much do you hate beds?!
His Majesty, busy doing important things: ???
Como, covering his eyes: How long until we can do it normally in bed? I don't want to throw my back out while I'm still young. o(╯□╰)o
The uke is the main character: a beautiful, cunning, domineering seme × a rational, snarky Best Actor uke.
Author: Come on, read this priceless guidebook and I guarantee you'll ace Western history.
Little angel: Absolutely not.
Note: Catholics, Protestants, Eastern Orthodox Christians, and Jews, please don't read. Your baby is afraid of getting beaten up. What is this? It's an unconventional plot bunny! o(`ω′+)o And the author is off their meds every day. Historians, please go easy on me.
Where are you? It's already February now
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I always feel like it's going to happen in the next second! Come out
When will it be updated?
The messy relationships and various wars are so tiring to watch.
Big thumbs up for hard work and thoughtfulness.
Throw one in to express my love for you, just like the surging river, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control!
This is how a serious fast-traveling protagonist treats relationships
It feels like the air is full of sweetness. It's so sweet now. How will the emotional line advance in the future?
Why should singles make things difficult for each other...
To be honest, this subject matter is too cold. The history of Holy Rome and other things has long been returned to the teacher. The only impression I have is of Pidgeot Rome in Hetalia. Even though the author has done so much popular science, he is still confused. And it's very boring. If it were an imaginary parallel world, it would be less history and more plot.