The Old Centipede Attacks

It's that time of year again to splurge. No, wait! It's the shopping festival. Zhen Jiashan, a cave lord who has only just entered the world, wakes up groggily on his newly purchased, unbelievably soft inflatable mattress. He takes human form to sign for a batch of packages that arrived that morning, then happily counts up his spoils from the latest round of battle. On a whim, he counts his legs... Have you ever known shock? Have you ever known panic? Friend, have you ever known despair? Ahem. This episode tells the story of an e-commerce era victim and the things he just had to say about the rest of his life. Theme: