There's an Alien Who Keeps Harassing Me!

#Help! Some crappy alien keeps harassing me! What do I do?? Waiting online!! It's urgent!!# A story about two crappy aliens Please note: 1. The characters may go out of character halfway through, and the plot may take a wild turn! If that's not for you, click away! 2. Updates are irregular, usually weekly. I have a job and can't spend too much time writing, so please understand! 3. This is a slow burn. If you don't like slow burns or the characters, please say so politely. No arguing or flame wars. Let's keep things civil (^_^) 4. Author's Weibo: Qingzhe LC. Feel free to message me privately with suggestions about the story. New chapter on November 11