
I'm Bad at Biology, So Don't Try to Fool Me
我生物不好你别骗我
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 784k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 2y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
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In booklists 14
Perfect for a Reading Slump, Fresh Every Time
Stories with either a pursuing or pursued male lead, few without romance or with straight romance, varied kinks and a wide range of genres. These are based on years of reading. Updates whenever I feel like it.
Building Careers, Building Careers! Feel-Good Stories, Feel-Good Stories!
Romance is optional, but having a career isn't! Mostly no-CP and pure romance. I'm shou-focused, so most are shou-led, with very few gong-led stories. I'm not recommending the super-popular ones.
Danmei
Great danmei novels. I can’t give every favorite a five-star rating, so they get four stars instead.
Books That Stayed with Me After Reading Thousands
For my own reference. I had no idea until I looked, and now I'm shocked: so many of these books are from five or six years ago.
Beloved Danmei Books
Loved these.
Around Ten Thousand Bookmarks, but with Solid Plots
Don't overthink it: these are wild ideas completely divorced from reality!
Controlled Recommendations
I have seen quite a few recommendation lists like this, and this one is pretty fun. Most of what I read is bottom-focused. In short, if you like strong bottoms, pampered bottoms, beautiful yet tragic bottoms, and universally adored bottoms, come on in.
Stories I'll Never Forget from My Reading Career: 1, 2, 3, 4
I generally prefer stories with a broad world-building scope. As long as the plot is good enough and the romance does not drag the story down, four stars is the minimum. Five stars means the plot is genuinely fantastic, or both the plot and romance are excellent throughout.
Already Have: Season Ten
Got it
Pure Love 10.15
Boys' love 01
Stories I Powered Through
All the territory I’ve conquered through sheer effort
Completed, Original Boys' Love
Completed, original danmei
Modern
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Currently Following
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I think the open ending of Alves and the Whale is pretty good. I was worried that the film would have a so-called happy ending together. Because although I also think the whale is indeed very pitiful, if I don't mention what it did to Alves, Alves is indeed a scumbag to it. But the problem is that there is no if, it is indeed killing the person Alves likes. Even if Alves fell in love with it, it could not erase the hurt and pain it caused to Alves by killing the person he liked, let alone that he didn't love it. I put myself in his shoes and thought about it. If it were me, if a friend I met by chance and helped each other a lot killed the people I liked, one after another, because they liked me and wanted to monopolize me, because of the friendship we had, I wouldn't have the heart to kill him for revenge, but I wouldn't be able to fall in love with him and be with him. To be honest, we can't even be friends. Therefore, it is the best choice for Alves and Whale to separate. At this time, they have not completely torn apart to the point of life and death. The friendship they once had when they separated still remains in each other's hearts. When Alves mentions Whale again, it is melancholy and confusion rather than hatred and irreparable exhaustion and despair after hatred. Compared with the sorrow of separation, he should be more relieved and relieved, which can be seen from the fact that he is no longer so melancholy. As for the whale, I can only say that poor people must be hateful. Loving someone is not an excuse to hurt that person. Even though it is pitiful and pathetic, it is also hateful. However, although it does not conform to my personal views, there are still many people who feel that love has infinite possibilities and can conquer everything. As long as two people love each other deeply, they can no longer care about the hurt they have suffered. There is no right or wrong in this, it's just that everyone's personality, encounters, views, etc. Are different, and we can't tell what kind of person Alves is and which choice he will make. Their future has unlimited possibilities, so this ending is very good.
Alves and his whale are the pain that I will never forget in Director Luo's universe...
He Maomao is so cute, oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
Wow wow wow I still want to see Sun Xuan Basel and Alves and Whale???
Wow, the grave digging team is here to report! ! ! It's really great to write a debut novel! ! ! Refill! ! !
What happened to Sun Xuan and Rabbit? ? I want to read it. I also want to read the story of Titanoboa and Mondo's mother. When will the author give a sequel about them? I feel that Sun Sunxuan's story will be very touching. It's written in big letters. Come on.
Alves is not a scumbag. He is for the best of both parties, and the whale is so possessive of him. He keeps preventing others from getting close to the host and even kills the people he likes. Who can afford such a parasitic beast?
I came here after another post and saw the ww of this post. At the beginning, I saw some comments saying that Zhou Fang's setting was not pleasant... Well, in fact, when many mysteries in the first few chapters were not solved, I was a little confused about their relationship and personality. But after reading it, I thought, oh, when Fei Zhang didn't solve his mania at first, and he didn't adjust his mentality to become a parasite, it was really great to have Zhou Fang by his side to control him and guide him. (Although I ended up stealing it myself hahahahahahahaha) After all, it only took a few months from the time Feizhang was parasitized to the various mishaps that followed. He was captured by CTE for experiments in the early stage and was surrounded and suppressed in the SS world for a long time. Therefore, at the beginning of the article, Feizhang was definitely not in a good state. He was in chaos. In addition, Mondo himself was also a grumpy kitten. If Zhou Fang hadn't violently suppressed him at this time, Feizhang might have lost his mind and caused some irreparable consequences. And even though AO had always rated him as very dangerous at that time, Zhou Fang actually didn't treat Feizhang with a completely defensive attitude. In other words, Zhou Fang should believe that Feizhang could control himself and that he could straighten out the naughty kid he was in charge of. The three of them went to the SS world, which can be said to be the focus of their relationship development. In fact, it was very fun to watch their world (Wen Rui: Not really!!!), But I don't know if it was because the length of this section of the SS world was a bit long. The next few plot copies felt a little rushed. There were a few plots that were not written at all. There seemed to be no burden in the later chapters. They were introduced directly in the author's words. When I read it, I even wondered if I had missed a few chapters. I was a little confused... And until the end, I have been secretly hoping that Zhou Fang can become an S-class parasite again by chance. Although the boss is also very handsome with a bow now... I see all kinds of noobs mentioning that he is a "former S-class" and it makes me angry. The boss can beat you to tears even if he is not a parasite_(:з)∠)_ Although he was not deceived into accepting the temptation of CTE when talking to Alves, and he only felt regretful when he mentioned the past, but as a bystander, I still felt heartbroken, and I was a little upset and crying. As a super boss who exists in everyone's memories and descriptions, I still want to see him return to the top with Feizhang and lead two golden cats to kill people everywhere and attract countless fans (′; ω; `) In the end, everyone finished the dungeon and returned to their respective homes. The ending was great! Although the author said that he did not write a big BOSS, such a happy ending would be great! I have seen a lot of stories about supernatural beings where people with super powers are tricked by those in power, by various bosses behind the scenes, and even by ordinary people who are afraid of special abilities. So it is quite interesting to see that in this article there is no intrigue behind the special affairs bureau and the existence of the stumbling blocks and parasites is revealed, but instead there is a craze for star-chasing. Hahahahaha. Although there are already a lot of extras, I still want to see how my former friends and classmates react after Feizhang completely loses his horse... I especially love watching the story of Feizhang's horse loss! I also want to see the couple's daily routine of fighting monsters in the future! I think I want to continue reading hundreds of thousands of words or something! (…)
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so touched! The whale is back! QAQ was moved to tears! And Emma! The little He cat is hovering next to Xiao Zhou. If it doesn't work, I'm going to get a nosebleed.
Thinking of the two killer whales among whales, this one is so cute. I wonder if there will be one in the future!