Behold the Great Saiki [The Disastrous Life of Saiki K.]

An old, embarrassing work from my early days. Blurb: Hello, my name is Maaya Sakamoto. Oh, it's actually a very ordinary name. All right, it's not ordinary at all. But first, let me make it clear that I'm not a super-popular voice actress, and I haven't voiced a bunch of famous anime characters like Ciel, Haruhi Fujioka, and Shiki Ryougi. I don't even have a husband who's a super-popular voice actor. To be absolutely clear, this is just a case of sharing the same name! Besides, the name was randomly assigned to me by that System guy. Oh, right. You asked about the System? Ah, it's just a shameless, ugly, completely unappealing rotten egg. Don't mind it. Anyway, let's get started on my conquest story! [System: ????] Saiki Kusuo, 1v1 The female lead is a no-personality, no-looks, no-special-traits type, and a super Mary Sue. Don't be fooled by the blurb. This story is written in the third person and is an illogical work of improvisation. Severe OOC! Seriously, severe OOC. The writing is immature, and in a way, this could be considered my debut work. Also, the first few chapters aren't very exciting. The later chapters are where things go off the rails. The phrase "expressionless" appears throughout, so please feel free to treat it as a running joke! And if you can't stand any of this, click the X in the top-right corner. There's still hope for you!! Theme: