[Crossover] Sherlock Is About to Get Kicked by a Donkey.

Also known as "I Just Want to Have One Successful Relationship," "My Neighbor Is Gay," "My Neighbor Is the First Virgin Gay Man in the British Empire," and so on (suggestions welcome anytime) Josie thought that every childhood friend and neighbor she'd grown up with could be nurtured into a sweet, adorable, thoughtful little angel, until... When Josie was fourteen, she finally found a boy who was normal in every way, from intelligence and emotional intelligence to personality, and was about to start dating him. But her next-door neighbor Sherlock ruined everything by claiming the boy had a mother complex and violent tendencies. When Josie was fifteen, she had just developed a crush on a gentlemanly, refined upperclassman when Sherlock, her next-door neighbor, had him dragged off to Scotland Yard. From the ages of seventeen to twenty-one, Josie decided to go to college in America, continue studying architectural design, and have a proper relationship. Yet every time she was about to confess her feelings to a boy she liked, a phone call from Sherlock next door interrupted her again and again. When Josie was twenty-two, she returned to London and became an architectural designer. Just as things were finally progressing with a handsome coworker, Sherlock next door climbed over the wall and interrupted them once more. So... what exactly did she ever do to Sherlock Holmes, her next-door neighbor, the British Empire's number one virgin, a virgin himself who couldn't stand seeing her date, constantly into men, highly intelligent but emotionally inept, an icy, tsundere man with no interest in sex?! Doesn't he know that people who interrupt other people's love lives deserve to be kicked by a donkey?! Theme: