The Moon Is to Blame for It All

*No one cares for you quite so much* *A childhood-sweethearts love story* Hope you enjoy it* Zhou Ziheng, the all-around big brother, keeps a little moon in his heart. When his little moon, Ming Yue, was born, Zhou Ziheng pushed her stroller; when little moon Ming Yue started school, Zhou Ziheng rode his bicycle to take her there and pick her up; when little moon Ming Yue fell in love, Zhou Ziheng upgraded to an electric scooter; when little moon Ming Yue graduated, Zhou Ziheng gave her the most expensive car in the city; when little moon Ming Yue got married, Zhou Ziheng drove her himself in a pumpkin carriage. At last, when they finally reached the bridal chamber, big brother Zhou began to panic: After years of practicing his boyhood skills, he still had no idea whether he could drive this rumbling train properly. (*/ω\*) * Zhou Yu asked his father: How would you describe your first love in one sentence? His father, Zhou Ziheng, answered: My first love really struck gold. She was beautiful and elegant, gentle and generous, cultured and sensible, cute and sexy, innocent and lively, with a slender figure. She was a goddess among goddesses... Ming Yue blushed. Zhou Ziheng, a newly risen internet tycoon, returned to his alma mater, Tsinghua University, to give a speech. The media were eager to learn about his journey to success. Zhou Ziheng shared three stories: “In 1993, I was six. There was a cute little girl next door. While her parents were out, I slept with her.” “In 2003, I was sixteen. I got into fights and never applied myself at school. I confessed to the school beauty, and she was so captivated by my looks that she followed me in a daze.” “In 2013, I was twenty-six. On January 4 of that year, I married my fiancee and promised her everything: that I would love her for the rest of my life.” “The little girl next door, the school beauty, and my fiancee all share one name: my wife, Ming Yue.” * “Childhood sweethearts: A love story from the baby stroller to the pumpkin carriage” - Nandu Entertainment “From bad boy to domineering CEO, Zhou Ziheng's heartfelt confession of twenty-six years” - NetEase News “Because of you, I became a better version of myself” - Sina News * People have 206 bones. The moment the wind lifted her skirt, he had 207. Theme: