Fate/stay Night: An Unexpectedly Appealing Black-Hearted Priest

Anshi Hakuno loved roaming the snack street, especially the mapo tofu at Taishan Hongzhou Banquet Hall. This Eastern delicacy had completely won her over, and more than a few guys who tried to hit on her because of her looks had been defeated by it. Then one day, Anshi Hakuno "won over" someone who despised the dish, and met Kotomine Kirei, the one person who supported her in her love of the spiciest mapo tofu and thought it was the best. What was this mysterious feeling of being on the same wavelength?! Their eyes met, and from then on, their fates were entwined. Anshi Hakuno's good friend, Rin Tohsaka, recently heard that her friend had a boyfriend. Hmm, he also loves mapo tofu, is just as expressionless, and has the same commanding aura. Oh, and apparently he's a priest... A priest?! What's the Fifth Holy Grail War? A bowl of mapo tofu is better. Note: There are no separate endings. This is a short story in three parts, lighthearted and completely free of angst.