That legendary superstar who's supposedly "charming, gentle, and courteous"... Where did you pick up the habit of making innuendos whenever and wherever you please in private?
What? You learned it from reading my books?
Impossible! I've always written rigorous, serious, grand, meticulously researched historical fiction. My protagonists wouldn't even hold hands! Where would you find anything steamy enough to drive?
You learned it from fanfiction???
You wrote it too???
I treated you like a reader, and you were secretly writing CP fanfic about me behind my back???
And it's even the "Our Emperor CP"???
A story about a superstar who lives for steamy scenes and an author who's the straightest man alive.
I moved the books here. If there are not many collections from the original site, I will run around
I want to see dirty things!!! If you cheat me, I will beat you!!
If there is meat, I will forgive you!