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Earnest underclassman gong x experienced upperclassman shou. Younger gong, older shou.

On a certain day in a certain month of a certain year, a veteran who had been single for over twenty years, relying entirely on his five-fingered maiden, finally met his true love. He promptly became a lovestruck fanboy and began living a wonderful life: studying hard and making progress every day, while secretly indulging in fantasies.

The underclassman, however, objects. This isn’t a bus to kindergarten. He wants to get off!

Upperclassman: Where should we go study today?

Underclassman: The woods behind the school are quiet. Let’s go there. <(^-^)>

The upperclassman immediately imagines the woods.avi: Mmm~ o(*￣▽￣*)o

Underclassman: I don’t know why, but the upperclassman seems really happy.

Underclassman: I need to use the bathroom. Want to come...?

The upperclassman immediately imagines the bathroom.avi: I’ll come with you.

Underclassman: All right... ╮(╯-╰)╭

Upperclassman: There’s suddenly no water in our dorm today. Can I come shower in yours?

Underclassman: Come on in.

The upperclassman sees his male god in disheveled clothes (?) and takes ten thousand points of damage, then dies of a nosebleed. ←_←

Underclassman: You walked right into this one, upperclassman.

P.S. Although it may look very suggestive, this story is 100% wholesome. Veteran Cat won’t start anything without warning. o(￣ヘ￣o#)