Protagonist's companion: What do we do?! Can you distract Kayako for a bit?! Just one minute!
Protagonist: ...Okay.
Protagonist (climbing out with the resolve to die, spreading his legs, lifting his clothes, and pointing at his crotch): Gather your power in your core: Take my mighty bird!
[Reaction image: Take my mighty bird]
Description: A powerful taunt that forces the target to attack for three minutes... Though usually, those who fall for it stay enraged even longer.
The protagonist's companion is a man with his own background music.
[The Most Dazzling Folk Style]
Using this skill will make your enemies involuntarily dance square dances with you. If your dancing skills are superb, you can recruit them as your underlings for twenty-four hours.
CP: Protagonist x protagonist's companion
Top! Top! Top!
Feel-good fiction, leveling-up, face-slapping
Wacky, carefree, youthful angst (WTF)
A mash-up of horror, zombies, superheroes, and everything else under the sun
Warnings:
1. The protagonist is always the top. No male pregnancy.
2. Quick transmigration.
3. A mash-up of everything. Logic is out the window, and the worldbuilding is falling apart.
4. Lots of wish fulfillment, lots of fun, and a full set of golden fingers and powerful backers included.
5. The author's decency and sense of shame have both met their end.
6. The author is super reliable! No abandoned stories, no hiatuses, and a doting author-mom!
#This story is toxic#
#The author has a brain tumor, with an imagination that reaches beyond the heavens#
#I won't take my meds, I won't take my meds, I won't take my meds#
#A look at the lunatic who never turned back from showing off and slapping faces#
