Pili GL: Kill That Damn Bug

Mu Zhaoqing is actually innocent. Her roommate recommended a Pili puppet show, and she was watching an episode when she suddenly transmigrated. Well, transmigrate she did, but as soon as she arrived, she ran into a battle between Shengmo Yuanshi and Zheng Fa Tianjian. She failed to kill Shengmo Yuanshi and ended up in a world of trouble, with Shengmo Yuanshi bent on getting revenge on her. And that wasn't all. She went from place to place seeking teachers and learning martial arts, only to be turned away because everyone thought her aptitude was too poor and her constitution unsuited to martial arts. Whatever happened to the protagonist's golden finger? Huh? You say that getting into amazing adventures just by going out for a stroll counts as a golden finger? Honestly, every time Mu Zhaoqing has one of those adventures, she ends up bedridden for three months. How many three-month stretches does a person have to spare? Su Huan Zhen: Killing that damn bug is your destiny. You can't run away from it. Mu Zhaoqing: ...How about I give you Zheng (harmonized) Fa Tianjian instead? How to deal with Gui Jue Shen Zhi elegantly: a very serious question.