Maybe She Has a Little Temper

People say that if you want to be queen, you first have to climb into your patron's bed.

If you can keep a patron for a while, that's thanks to your skills.

If you can keep a patron for life, that's still thanks to your skills.

By the fresh-faced young man who successfully slept with his female boss

I have crossed a thousand mountains and a thousand rivers with you,

Leaving behind the world's illusions,

I only wish to swallow the wind and rain and kiss the blazing sun,

Never changing the passion I felt that day.

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A maniacal feminist x a soft, adorable young pretty boy (who's lost his marbles)

P.S. The heroine isn't a virgin. Virgin couples, beware.

The prose is toxic, beware.

The ending is happy, probably. o(╯□╰)o

Looks like there aren't many like-minded fairies out there, so I'll just write slowly. Don't forget to send some warmth to this lovesick author shivering in the cold (reaches out a hand).

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Completed work: Allow Me to Be Bold

Series work: On the Odds of a Vase-Like Starlet Catching the Right Patron