The Galaxy’s Number One Funeral Home

Su Xuan transmigrates into the heroine of an angsty interstellar romance. The heroine was born on a remote planet and has a kind heart. One day, she rescues a badly injured man whose spaceship has crashed. Years later, he becomes the mighty Marshal of the Empire, admired and revered by a trillion citizens. Everyone knows that His Excellency the Marshal has a beautiful, gentle fiancée who is said to have saved his life. He spoils her endlessly and showers her with money, making countless people envious and jealous. Unfortunately, she isn't the heroine. She's the false identity-stealing villainess. According to the plot, the heroine must be physically and emotionally tormented, suffer countless hardships, and prove her identity before driving the villainess away and living happily ever after with the marshal. Su Xuan: “?” She decides to make a run for it in a spaceship and stay far away from this ridiculous plot. To get stronger and make money, she heads to the dangerous, lawless Dark Star. There, she happens to meet the founder of the Empire, the future emperor whose name will shake the stars. In the original story, he is a ruler with a fearsome reputation, infamous throughout the nine star regions for his cruelty and violence. He regularly gives his ministers nightmares, and once beat the male lead, the marshal, so badly in a fit of rage that the heroine had to give him a blood transfusion, setting off a whole plotline. Now, Qin Xiao is just a mercenary making his way on the Dark Star. Apart from being handsome and absurdly strong, he's completely useless. Su Xuan shamelessly becomes his partner. She puts up with his awful temper, works like a beast of burden, and fights alongside him through bloody battles and storms, becoming the best teammates in the universe. After they finish their last job together and earn enough money, Su Xuan throws her head back and laughs, then disappears without a trace. Many years later, the Empire rises to dominate the galaxy, and all factions and species submit to it. Rumors spread throughout the universe that the emperor is searching for a missing young woman, the true love he met when he was young. At last, they meet again in Fallen City on Paradise Planet. The entertainment club is a riot of lights, noise, and chaos. Su Xuan lounges with an arm around each companion, tossing handfuls of cash to the male dancers onstage. As she drinks herself into a stupor, the room suddenly falls silent. “Having fun?” Someone leans close and gently grips her chin. Forced to look up, she meets a pair of deep, shadowy eyes. Su Xuan, lost in pleasure and too drunk to think straight: “Who are you, man?” The handsome man smiles at her. His voice is low, tinged with a strange, unsettling madness. “Someone who misses you.” A deathly silence spreads through the room. Everyone kneels, including the original male lead, who has now become a marshal. ※ High-magic, high-martial-power interstellar setting, with many original details. ※ Not a traditional groveling-and-redemption romance. The heroine's romantic storyline is angst-free throughout. ※ Neither the heroine nor the male lead has high moral standards. Proceed with caution if that bothers you. ※ If you are worried the story may not suit your tastes, think carefully before purchasing the full novel. P.S. More content warnings can be found in the author's note of the first chapter. If anything is a deal-breaker for you, don't skip it. Negative reviews about content that has already been warned about are not accepted. If there are other deal-breakers for you, please don't read. Theme: Rather than lamenting fate, believe in your own strength.