There's a cliff ahead, and people chasing you from behind. The golden finger says, "Jump. You won't die."
Li Xiao: →_→
Li Xiao is about to get stabbed. The golden finger says, "Don't dodge. You won't die."
Li Xiao clutches his wound. "It hurts like hell!"
A beauty brings out a bowl of heavily poisoned soup. The golden finger says, "Drink it. It's poison, but you'll gain seven orifices of insight from the experience."
Li Xiao, about to bleed from all seven orifices: "Give me a knife! I'm going to chop up the golden finger! ╰_╯"
Qiu's graduation thesis, "On the Happy Life After Using the Protagonist's Aura." The well-fed and satisfied top: "It really is a happy life *^_^*"
Li Xiao, with an aching back and sore waist: "Get lost! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻"
Damn, which one is attacking you? (?>?<?)