[Western Crossover] Boss, Are You in Love with the Captain?

A plot bunny born after a crash course in Captain America 1, 2, and 3. √

This is a straight-up BG romance, with the Winter Soldier as the love interest.

Basically, it's the story of [obsessive, loyal underling x aloof, haughty boss], or maybe [chatterbox errand boy with no brain x brain-damaged, taciturn grouch].

The timeline starts three years before the events of Captain America 2.

[OP]

Boss~ Boss~ Where are we going today~ With you here, I fear neither heaven nor earth~

My boss is a legend, he took down Cap with one strike!

Twinkle, twinkle, red star, my boss is the Winter Soldier

[Keywords for the heroine]

#Two-facedQueen#

Part 1

To Cap: Honestly, Captain, aren't you embarrassed to go out in uniform?

To Winter: Boss looks absolutely incredible in uniform!!!

To Crossbones: Sir, why not try plastic surgery instead of wearing a mask?

To Winter: Boss is still devastatingly handsome even when he's chubby!!!

To Black Widow: Honestly, that middle-parted curly hair isn't great.

To Winter: Boss's hairstyle is so full of melancholy. Ah, it smells so good!

To Iron Man: Hot [weapons] are no match for hand-to-hand combat.

To Winter: Boss, your gun!

Part 2 (OP outtakes)

Snow: Boss! Do you know how to sing "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"?

Winter: No.

Snow: Then I'll teach you!

Winter: Get lost.

Snow...

Snow: Captain, do you know how to sing "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"?

Cap: Sure! Twinkle, twinkle, little star! The whole sky is full of little stars! Come join the army with me! Give your life for the people!

Snow: ...

Snow: Dumb Bird, do you know how to sing "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star"?

Falcon: No.

Snow: Idiot! You don't even know that? Hahahaha!

Falcon: ...

#HydraHypeAtItsFinest#

Snow: "Aliens are invading Earth, so who cares about cars? Join Hydra, bro, and we'll guarantee your safety, prosperity, and a lucky Year of the Horse!"

Snow: "S.H.I.E.L.D.? Come on, who still sides with S.H.I.E.L.D. these days? You'd join an organization that can fall apart just like that? Come to Hydra, friend. We've got girls, guys, and gays, all your needs are covered!"

Snow: "I think I hear someone badmouthing Hydra. Show yourself, and I'll beat you to a pulp!"

Snow: "Long live Hydra!!!"

#ProtectiveOfHerBossNoMatterWhat#

Snow: "What's so great about Captain America? He carries a shield around and yells about patriotism. He's seventy or eighty years old and still wears a mask to fight. No shame at all. Most importantly, why does my boss care so much about him!! I'm so jealous!!"

Random Bystander: "Exactly. Captain America shouldn't have opposed Iron Man. He should at least think about who gave him that shield to protect his life."

Snow: "Don't you dare badmouth the man my boss has his eye on! I'll beat you to death!"

Random Bystander: "??????"

[Keywords for the hero]

#Aloof(Hua)AndTaciturn(Fei)#

Snow: "Boss, can I call you Boss?"

Winter: "No."

Snow: "Boss! There's a new shipment of weapons on the market!! Should we buy them? Should we?"

Winter: "No."

Snow: "Boss, can I go to the bathroom...?"

Winter: "No."

Snow: "Boss..."

Winter: "No."

#WomanKiller#

Lookout A: "Agent Snow, a girl is hitting on the Winter Soldier!"

Lookout B: "Agent Snow, a girl gave the Winter Soldier a car!"

Lookout C: "Agent Snow, a girl hit the Winter Soldier!"

Snow: "???"

Lookout D: "Are you stupid? That's Romanoff!!"

#AmnesiaAfterBrainwashing#

Winter: "Snow, go buy it."

Bucky Barnes: "Get lost. Hydra lackey."

Winter: "Who are you? I don't need a teammate."

Bucky Barnes: "Go. I won't report you to S.H.I.E.L.D."

Snow: "Why is being alive so damn hard..."

[ED]

I can't take it~ I really can't take it~

I miss you, miss you, miss you, until S.H.I.E.L.D. goes under~

Where's your conscience? Your conscience has been stolen by the shield~

I hate you, hate you, hate you, until the paint peels off your metal arm!