The Lazy Snake

My new novel, A Taste for Muscle, is open for advance follows! Yay! (?▽?) Back when the Green Snake was still just a snake, it was incredibly lazy. Too lazy to move, too lazy to eat. It only came out when it was starving. One day, it stole some delicious eggs from a human's house! The Green Snake had found a new pastime. It went back to steal eggs every so often because they were just that tasty. After a while, the egg owner caught it. The human was cruel and despicable, and even stabbed it as punishment. The Green Snake was furious... “...So what if I stab you back?” The method wasn't quite the same, but the Green Snake was having a blast~(￣▽￣~) A lawyer who is cold and aloof on the outside but saucy and sharp-tongued inside, paired with an evil, cheeky motor-snake seme. Theme: A very lazy snake.