Please send me some nutrient solutions
I was dragged into a WeChat group that I couldn't leave. The group owner was the King of Hell, and the members all had the strangest names. Someone changed mine to Director of the Human Realm Affairs Office.
I was overjoyed to inherit a house, then wailed and fled from that huge villa. Who'd want it? I'll sell it to you for fifty cents.
I'm not kidding. It's haunted inside.
My name is Bie Li. Trouble's been coming my way lately, and I'm in a bad mood. Everyone, leave me alone.
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"You mean your soul is inside me?" Bie Li's eyes lit up. You didn't come across a seduction technique this distinctive every day.
Wenqu Xing nodded.
Later, Bie Li grabbed Wenqu Xing by the neck and asked, "Have you never heard that kindness should be repaid? You made the first move, so I have to marry you."
Wenqu Xing frowned. "I didn't make a move on you."
Bie Li smiled. "Oh, that's not a problem. I slept with you, so you have to marry me. Do you accept?"
Wenqu Xing thought it over. He'd have to accept.
P.P.P.P.S. Please note: The main text is written in third person.
It's not scary, really. Look at my serious face (-.-)
Coming soon: If I can't die, I lose!
Completed warm and fluffy sweet romance below ↓↓↓↓
White Yue, who won fans over with her cooking and beauty, is finally entering the entertainment industry.
#In Real Life#
Director: This young woman has a real knack for acting. Her braised pork with preserved vegetables is authentic, too.
Actor she's worked with: She's very kind. I love the spicy crayfish she makes.
Gu Qian: I really like Bai Zhuo.
Reporter: ...You haven't finished listing the dishes.
Gu Qian: I have.
#On the Livestreaming App#
Her Majesty the Empress: Just looking at you is enough. You're quite appetizing.
Vampire Fred: Get me a bowl of maoxuewang.
Alien Ryan: The usual. One of each, please.
One day, Bai Zhuo discovered that her viewers' over-the-top fantasy names actually described their real lives. The one called Her Majesty the Empress really was an empress, the vampire really drank blood, and the alien really was an alien with tentacles. There was also a cultivator who said he could cure her face blindness, in exchange for a dozen hot pot soup bases...
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Also in the drafts: I thought you were my friend, but you want to sleep with me
I know you like me because I'm handsome
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Is there any extra story?
I want a side story, a side story, a side story
Don't understand the ending? ? ? ?
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What a sweet guy. .
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Damn, if the next article is like this, I won't want you anymore??(◣д◢)??
You are suspected of being a mess, okay? . .
Damn, where's the sweet text you promised? Didn't it end well as promised? Come out, big brother, and I promise not to beat you to death! ! ! ! ! ! ! ??(◣д◢)??
Author, how much do you love science...
I thought the sequelae were from being comatose for the past few years Is there any extra story?
I want a side story, a side story, a side story
Don't understand the ending? ? ? ?
How sweet it is! Almost crying! I don't accept this ending, it's not as sweet as the last one! I don't love you anymore if you act like this
What a sweet guy. .
Originally, after raising it for so many days, I saw that you only updated two chapters and wanted to complain. But you just ended it for me without any extra chapters. The baby is not happy! I really can't let go of this big-breasted sister. Why should she be so scared? It's such a pity and I can't let go. Fortunately, they did a good job in the ending, otherwise they would have sent you a razor blade! I'm looking for your new article!
Damn, if the next article is like this, I won't want you anymore??(◣д◢)??
You are suspected of being a mess, okay? . .
Damn, where's the sweet text you promised? Didn't it end well as promised? Come out, big brother, and I promise not to beat you to death! ! ! ! ! ! ! ??(◣д◢)??