What's it like to have the top student on campus come looking for you every day?
"Mu Nianzi, your dream guy is looking for you."
"Mu Nianzi, there's a guy here to see you."
Some dream guy: "Mu Nianzi..."
Mu: "Are you trying to summon my soul?! What can he do if I don't go out? Bite me?"
Some dream guy: "Mm. So that's what you want... Mwah, bitten."
Mu's inner monologue: I'm so sad I could cry.
Hahahahahahaha, the male god is reasonable.