Everyone: Why would a heartbroken little girl like you know anything about love?
Xue'er: I don't.
Everyone: Then why do you have a romance plot?
Xue'er: Because I'm beautiful.
Everyone: ...
Xue'er: Because I'm the protagonist.
Everyone: ...
Xue'er: Fine, because my soul was stolen by a lecher on the day I was born.
The lecher, Mu Xiuyan: ????????
