The Master Has Nothing Left to Live For

The master is a cold and aloof immortal, the kind who stands on top of the refrigerator. Yet his disciple wants to climb into bed with him every day. Master: Climb onto your own damn uncle! I'm straight! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ The disciple also wants to top his master every day. Master: Top your own damn uncle! I'm not gay! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻? In the end, all of it came true. Disciple: Master, give me a kiss? (?﹃?) Master: ...No. And then he kissed him anyway. Disciple: Master, let's do it? (?﹃?) Master: ...No. And then they did it anyway. Disciple: Master, you really don't mean what you say. (quietly) Master: Get lost! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻ A cold on the outside, warm on the inside master who dotes on his disciple, seme x a uke who loves tattling to the senior disciple Part of the plot-bunny series. I'll start this one once it gets 30 favorites, that's the deal