My Childhood Friend Keeps Trying to Kill Me

[Important] This is not entirely an arranged marriage! This is not entirely an arranged marriage! This is not entirely an arranged marriage! That's three times for emphasis! The story explains more later! Modern setting, in a future where same-sex marriage has just become legal Good-natured, slightly scheming seme X difficult, real-feeling uke At the wedding The officiant works up the crowd: "Now, let's have the newlyweds show us their passionate love. Give each other a kiss! What do you say, everyone?" The crowd chants: "Kiss! Kiss!" The two men smile brightly and slowly lean toward each other, face to face. Liang Junyang grits his teeth: "Li Chengfeng, if you dare kiss me, I'll tear your mouth off!" Li Chengfeng grits his teeth: "Liang Junyang, if you dare kiss me, I'll sew your mouth shut!" In their new home They divide up their territory with an invisible boundary line. Li Chengfeng: "Are we splitting the fridge top and bottom?" Liang Junyang: "Of course we're splitting it left and right!" Li Chengfeng: "What are we splitting the stairs for? Odd and even steps? Are you going to hop up them every day?" In public Liang Junyang smiles without meaning it: "Heh, Chengfeng and I are obviously close. I'd recognize him even as a pile of ashes!" Li Chengfeng smiles hypocritically: "Junyang and I grew up together. Even if he turned into a ghost, he'd still be my ghost." In private Liang Junyang: "Don't stare at me. You'll fall in love with me!" Li Chengfeng: "Relax. Avoiding danger is human nature, especially when you're such a walking disaster." Not long after Li Chengfeng: "You haven't been snapping at me much lately!" Liang Junyang: "You haven't been messing with me much lately either!" Huh, something seems off here?! In short, it's the story of two childhood friends who can't stand each other, are forced to marry, and end up bickering their way into love after the wedding. Keywords: Silly and sweet, a little self-indulgent Kisses to all the lovely readers who added this to their collections and read it~~ Theme: